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POX: The Movie -
The Anti-Christ is here on Earth - and he needs to find a spa! From underground gothic filmmaker Lisa Hammer - (Pus$bucket, The Venture Bros.) comes a touching Anti-Christ coming-of-age tale. Pox was meant to be the Anti-Christ, but his star is waning and his talk show's ratings are way down. After his producer and mentor (Clayne Crawford) is forced to replace him, Pox embarks on a journey to a day spa - his only comfort. Can his invisible alien manager and an inept doomsday cult help him take his rightful place as ruler of the universe?
The Anti-Christ is here on Earth - and he needs to find a spa! From underground gothic filmmaker Lisa Hammer - (Pus$bucket, The Venture Bros.) comes a touching Anti-Christ coming-of-age tale. Pox was meant to be the Anti-Christ, but his star is waning and his talk show's ratings are way down. After his producer and mentor (Clayne Crawford) is forced to replace him, Pox embarks on a journey to a day spa - his only comfort. Can his invisible alien manager and an inept doomsday cult help him take his rightful place as ruler of the universe?
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Pus$Bucket- A feature length dark musical comedy about two insane back-woods brothers who do everything for Jesus. They eat, sing, pray and KILL in his honor.
"Director Lisa Hammer has certainly come up with something---I'm not sure WHAT exactly it is, but there's a streak of warped genius running throughout it....It's obvious that Lisa must've had a severe Catholic school upbringing, or some similar shock to the nervous system when she was young. And her scathing sense of humor is prevalent in every frame. Lisa incorporates several elegant, hallucinogenic sequences into the tale. And her more evil moments capture a dark, dreamlike realm that fits beautifully within the murderous scenario. A mind-boggling saga!!!" -Shock Cinema WATCH TRAILER |
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Girls gone Grimm -
Girls Gone Grimm is a special 90 minute edition of A Night of Märchenfilme (See below). Short surreal and silent expressionist fairy tales from the vaults of The Blessed Elysium Motion Picture Company. Films included: Blessed Elysium Follies, Adieux Dames, Rumpelstiltskin II, The Misfortunes of Christine Crappleshire, Beauty and the Beast, Maldorora and a Little Girl, The Dance of Death, Jorinda and Joringel, Empire of Ache and Not Farewell, Sweet Flesh. (Does NOT have interstitial animation by E.A. Hammer.) WATCH TRAILER |
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A Night of Märchenfilme -
This collection of “silent” movie fairytale shorts spans almost a decade. Includes: Blessed Elysium Follies, Beauty and the Beast, Adieux Dames, Empire of Ache, Jorinda and Joringel, and the very naughty Public Service Announcement. Victorian-style Animated shorts in between created by E.A. Hammer. Haunting music by The LustWall, theVitulos Secession, E.A. Hammer, Lisa Hammer, Guy Lombardo and Others. "Lisa Hammer, the queen of underground horror, turns to fairy tales in this collection of macabre Grimm takes, revealing a dark world of deranged puppets, evil nurses and talking meat." -Facets Multimedia |
DVD (NTSC Only): $15.00
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Turn of the Century -
A collection of clips from the weekly kooky-spooky NYC cable variety show.Β Hailed as "Best Cable Access TV" show by NY Press. Included are zany Vaudeville skits, animations, ghosts, and special guest stars like Thurston Moore, Courtney Love and Tiny Tim!. Hosted by legendary Victorian temptress Dame Darcy. See contortion, sword-swallowing, lingerie cuties, banjo and singing saw music, doll making and general girly anarchy. Directed by Lisa Hammer (a.k.a-Blessed Elysium/Princess Mortal Princess.) WATCH TRAILER |
DVD (NTSC Only): $15.00 (plus tax and shipping)
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The Invisible Life of Thomas Lynch -
A dark comedy about a lonely, small time hit-man who hires a film crew to follow him around. The film crew becomes more dubious than the hit-man when they decide to get the best camera angles rather than help the victims. Starring: Steve Stanulis, James Merendino, Lisa Hammer, Levi Wilson. Directed by James Merendino and Lisa Hammer. Available VOD only -
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MUSIC
Buy the digital singles or the whole album
from Brooklyn psychedelic project FASHION BIRD DANGER DANGER, featuring vocals by Lisa Hammer on "Hunted", "End Times are Here" and "Pretty Fly", backups on "Doo Doh Psychedelic" |
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